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It was a dark and stormy night on september 5 1987 when a young boy named handballer1 was born… da da daaa… He was originally named after the best handball player in the world, David Chapman, when the doctor confused the name with the title. Never getting around to changing it, he was destined to wander the world caught in between nouns and adjectives. Handballer1 and his lead trunk, full of mystical, magical, manic, toys such as, yo-yos, uke, shoe strings, Chinese stuff, gum, various inventions, jar of fingernail clippings, worst case scenario survival handbook, and all of the must have trinkets for a street performer, wander the streets of various large cities like LINCOLN NEBRASKA. Growing up, neighborhood children knighted handballer1 as a legend calling him “the handballer1”. This became handballer1’s most priced possession in all of his college resumes, job applications, and of coarse all checks/credit cards. His number one idle was Tiny Tim, and his dream to sound and look exactly like him is in the process of coming true. His second favorite thing to be around is people and his favorite food is peanut butter and jelly sandwitchs. In handballer1’s spare time he developed a love for inventing new gadgets like the booganomadamanator 2005.

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